FEBRUARY 21, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Ballot Harvesting Operation Uncovered. Impact: This operation's amateur nature set a precedent for political shenanigans. Fast forward a few decades, and we have ballot harvesting competitions—complete with trophies and sponsorships from shady corporations. Imagine a reality show where contestants vie for the title of 'Ballot Bandit of the Year.'. Fact: In the world of ballot harvesting, amateur hour can lead to Olympic-level corruption! Who knew politics could be so entertaining?.
• Headline: Pope's Pledge for Clerical Abuse Reform. Impact: This meeting was like opening Pandora's Box for the Church. Fast forward to today, and you can see a new generation of churchgoers asking more questions than ever. If only the bishops had figured out how to use social media back then. #ClericalConcerns.. Fact: The Pope's meetings are so intense, they should come with a parental advisory. Viewer discretion is advised..
• Headline: de Blasio's Shift on Amazon Plans. Impact: De Blasio's flip-flop sent shockwaves through the political landscape. Who knew that turning against a multi-billion dollar company could lead to future mayors auditioning for the role of 'Progressive Savior'? Spoiler: they all lose.. Fact: It's funny how politicians can go from best friends to bitter enemies faster than you can say 'campaign contributions.'.
• Headline: It Was the Hottest Oscar Night Party. What Happened?. Impact: With Jay-Z entering the party scene, we witnessed the rise of celebrity-driven capitalism. The ripple effect? Today’s parties require a guest list that reads like a Forbes magazine cover. The real question: Who will be the next to crash this elite gathering?. Fact: The only thing hotter than the Oscar Night parties? The lawsuits that follow them. Who knew fame came with so many legal fees?.
• Headline: Oscars 2019: Your Guide to All the Best Picture Controversies. Impact: This year of controversies at the Oscars paved the way for social media outrage to become the new norm. Fast forward, and now every film release is met with a Twitter storm. Who needs critics when you have hashtags?. Fact: Oscars controversies are like popcorn at a movie: you can't have one without the other. Grab your snacks!.