FEBRUARY 18, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: 21 Savage Discusses ICE and His Future. Impact: If 21 Savage hadn't been detained, the music industry might have missed out on a whole new wave of 'poor immigrant' anthems. Who knew a Grammy win could pivot the future of social justice rap? Maybe next, he'll run for office and revolutionize the system from within... or just drop a fire album.. Fact: Did you know that the Grammys once considered adding a category for 'Best Detention Experience'? Just kidding, but it might spice things up!.
• Headline: Miss Val's Impact on U.C.L.A. Gymnastics. Impact: Thanks to Miss Val's ballet influence, future gymnasts might be pirouetting their way to Olympic gold rather than just flipping and flopping. Who knew that a little grace could lead to a lot of medals?. Fact: Did you know that the only thing harder than a perfect floor routine is convincing a ballet dancer that gymnastics is cool? Hint: It involves a lot of convincing..
• Headline: Renewed Cyber Attacks from China and Iran. Impact: The cyber battles between Chinese and Iranian hackers could lead to the world's first 'hackers' Olympic Games' where countries compete for the gold in data breaches. Who needs traditional sports when you can steal sensitive information?. Fact: Did you know that if hackers spent as much time fixing problems as they do creating them, we'd have a much better world? But then again, where's the fun in that?.
• Headline: The Case for Covering Your Ears in Noisy Times. Impact: The push for quieter living might lead to a future where noise-canceling headphones are the new universal symbol of enlightenment. Who needs conversation when you can just tune everyone out?. Fact: Did you know that the most effective way to 'disappear' is just to stop responding to texts? It's the modern equivalent of going off the grid!.