JANUARY 31, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Maduro's Strategy Shift in Quelling Dissent. Impact: Maduro’s special police force became a template for future leaders worldwide, proving that when in doubt, just create an elite squad to silence dissent. Who knew authoritarianism could be so... trendsetting?. Fact: Fun fact: 'Special Police Force' is just a fancy way of saying 'we're going to turn this place into a real-life dystopia.'.
• Headline: Tim Cook vs Facebook's Privacy Dilemma. Impact: Tim Cook's intervention resulted in a dramatic showdown where tech giants began to treat privacy like a VIP pass at a club—everyone wants it, but only a select few get it. Spoiler alert: you’re not on the list.. Fact: Did you know that 'data privacy' is just another way of saying 'we're keeping your secrets safer than your high school diary?'.
• Headline: A Black Legacy, Wrapped Up in Fur. Impact: The cultural shift away from fur led to a rise in faux furs, creating a new market for 'eco-friendly' luxury that ironically made people feel better about their choices while still looking fabulous.. Fact: Did you know that wearing faux fur is like ordering a salad at a steakhouse? You feel healthy, but deep down, you know what you really want..