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HEADLINES ON January 30, 2019
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- Headline: Venezuela-U.S. Tensions Escalate. Impact: The U.S. intervention in Venezuela caused an unexpected surge in popularity for avocado toast among hipsters, who mistakenly believed they could save the world one brunch at a time, because nothing says 'political activism' like overpriced brunch.. Fact: Fun fact: Avocado toast is now considered a superfood by people who think they can solve complex geopolitical issues with brunch menus..
- Headline: Republican Discord on Trump’s Foreign Policy. Impact: Trump's foreign policy disagreements prompted a secret society of Republican cats to form, claiming they could run foreign affairs better, leading to the first feline ambassador being appointed to France—because nothing says diplomacy like a purring cat on a velvet pillow.. Fact: Did you know that cats have been plotting world domination since ancient Egypt? They just needed a better PR team..
- Headline: You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of It.. Impact: Lorena Bobbitt's story inspired a wave of documentaries, leading to the invention of the 'Bobbit Award,' which is humorously given to the worst relationship advice of the year. It's an honor, really.. Fact: Did you know that Lorena Bobbitt's story has since become a cultural touchstone, sparking more debates than the actual existence of Bigfoot?.