JANUARY 21, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Mixed Messages on Russia Policy. Impact: If Trump had actually taken a firm stance against Russia, who knows? Maybe we'd be sipping tea with Putin instead of dodging diplomatic disasters. Or perhaps we'd just have more reality TV shows about nuclear negotiations. The possibilities are endless!. Fact: Did you know that Trump's favorite color is actually ‘orange’ and not ‘Russia’? Just a fun fact, you know, in case you needed more confusion in your life..
• Headline: Event: DNA 'Magic Box' Launch. Impact: The introduction of Rapid DNA machines could lead to a future where everyone is caught for every single crime - which might just make crime the new reality TV. Imagine the ratings! But if they misuse it, we might all end up on a genetic watchlist for just sneezing too loudly.. Fact: Fun fact: DNA testing has gotten so advanced that even your pet's ancestry can be traced. So, yeah, your dog might just have a more exciting lineage than you..
• Headline: The Treasure Behind the Wall. Impact: The discovery of hidden treasure in a high-end boutique could lead to a new trend where fashionistas start digging through walls instead of browsing racks. Who needs sales when you can literally unearth your next outfit?. Fact: Oscar de la Renta once said, 'Fashion is about dressing according to what's fashionable. Style is more about being yourself.' So, if you're just yourself while wearing a wall as a dress, you're totally on trend!.
• Headline: In Britain, Enraptured by the Wild, Lonely and Remote. Impact: As more people discover the charm of bothies, we might see a resurgence of rustic living—right until the hipsters find out and turn them into overpriced vacation rentals. So much for solitude!. Fact: Bothies have been around for centuries. So, next time you complain about your Wi-Fi, just remember that people used to camp out in the wilderness without Google Maps. Guess how they survived? Spoiler: It wasn't Instagram..