DECEMBER 31, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Shutdown Standoff Deepens. Impact: By refusing to negotiate, Trump not only prolonged the shutdown but also sparked a nationwide movement of people realizing that they could exist without government services, leading to a boom in home-baked bread and DIY projects. Who knew a wall could lead to a nation of carpenters?. Fact: Did you know that during this shutdown, more people discovered the joys of cooking at home? Thanks, Trump, for the culinary renaissance!.
• Headline: In Orange County, a Republican Fortress Turns Democratic. Impact: The Democratic sweep in Orange County caused seismic shifts in political strategies across the nation, with Republicans desperately trying to figure out how to appeal to the ever-elusive 'young voter' who apparently prefers avocado toast over tax cuts.. Fact: Did you know that Orange County's shift was so shocking that it made the local avocado farmers raise their prices? Thank you, politics, for ruining brunch!.
• Headline: C.I.A.’s Afghan Forces Leave a Trail of Abuse and Anger. Impact: The C.I.A.’s Afghan forces trail of abuse became a blueprint for future military interventions, leading to a series of poorly thought-out reality shows where military tactics were combined with 'survivor' challenges. Who knew war could be so entertaining?. Fact: Did you know that the C.I.A. could have saved a lot of trouble by just holding a bake sale instead of sending in forces? Everyone loves cookies!.