DECEMBER 7, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: CBS News Independence Sparks Misconduct Claims. Impact: If '60 Minutes' hadn't gone rogue, perhaps the concept of 'investigative journalism' would still be a quaint notion rather than a reality TV show. Imagine a world where journalists actually focused on facts instead of sensationalism! Oh wait, that would mean no Kardashians.. Fact: Did you know that '60 Minutes' was once considered a serious news program? Now it's just a breeding ground for hot takes and questionable ethics!.
• Headline: Rising Oil Exports and Trade Deficit. Impact: The increase in oil exports may have been a butterfly flapping its wings, but unfortunately, it resulted in a tornado of trade deficits. Who knew that trying to balance trade could lead to an epic game of economic Jenga?. Fact: Did you know that the trade deficit is basically the adult version of 'I owe you one'? Only in this case, it’s a lot more complicated and involves a lot more numbers!.
• Headline: Tech Unicorns Seek I.P.O. Amid Economic Challenges. Impact: The rush to I.P.O. could be seen as tech unicorns trying to escape a sinking ship. But what if they were just leading us all into a glorious tech bubble 2.0? Brace yourself for the next big crash, folks!. Fact: Did you know that unicorns are mythical creatures? Much like the idea that tech companies can actually be profitable right after going public!.
• Headline: A.I. as Talent Scout: Unorthodox Hires, and Maybe Lower Pay. Impact: Using A.I. as a talent scout could lead to a future where resumes become obsolete and being a 'people person' is seen as a flaw. Just imagine a world where robots are better at social skills than humans. Yikes!. Fact: Did you know that A.I. can now pick your job for you? Coming soon: A.I. therapists that will tell you your life choices are a mistake!.
• Headline: Review: In ‘Network,’ an Electrifying Bryan Cranston Is All the Rage. Impact: If Cranston's electrifying performance in 'Network' sparks a revival of old-school media criticism, we might just see a renaissance of actual journalism. Or, we could just keep scrolling through our social feeds. Your call!. Fact: Did you know that 'Network' was originally released in 1976? So, yes, we've been complaining about the media for at least half a century now. Progress!.