NOVEMBER 11, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Antarctica's First Unsupported Crossing Attempt. Impact: If these two manage to succeed, future explorers might think conquering Antarctica is a piece of cake. Expect a flood of reality shows where people 'survive' in sub-zero temperatures while wearing questionable outfits.. Fact: Did you know that the last unsupported attempt ended in tragedy? Clearly, these guys didn’t read the Yelp reviews on icy adventures..
• Headline: Nationalism Critiqued at WWI Centenary Ceremony. Impact: Macron's words might just have sparked a European renaissance of anti-nationalist sentiment, sending shockwaves through political parties that have now realized they might need to get actual policies instead of just flags.. Fact: Fun fact: 'Nationalism is a betrayal of patriotism' is basically the French equivalent of saying, 'You can’t sit with us' at the adult table of international relations..
• Headline: Democrats Manage Challenges Amid Trump's Reign. Impact: The Democrats’ newfound majority could either lead to groundbreaking legislation or a series of eye-rolls as they attempt to out-tweet the king of distractions himself. Either way, history will remember the constant chaos.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'hold my beer' is now officially recognized as a political strategy? Welcome to modern governance!.
• Headline: Saudis Close to Crown Prince Discussed Killing Other Enemies a Year Before Khashoggi’s Death. Impact: This chilling revelation could lead to a series of international diplomatic crises, as countries scramble to figure out who’s next on the Saudi hit list. Spoiler alert: it's not the guy who invented the salad.. Fact: It's worth noting that discussing assassinations might be the most productive conversation the Saudis have ever had—too bad it wasn't about peace treaties..
• Headline: In China, Desperate Patients Smuggle Drugs. Or Make Their Own.. Impact: This trend could inadvertently lead to a black market for DIY pharmaceuticals, turning desperate patients into underground pharmacists. Next thing you know, your local pharmacy will start looking like a scene out of 'Breaking Bad.'. Fact: Did you know that some people are so dedicated to their health they’ll go to absurd lengths? I mean, who knew being alive could become a full-time job?.