NOVEMBER 8, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring Ghostly Themes in 'Eve’s Song'. Impact: If Eve's Song had gone mainstream, we might have seen a parallel universe where horror movies are actually romantic comedies, and the ghosts just want to get a date instead of scare you to death. Imagine a world where Casper opens a dating app!. Fact: Did you know that macabre domestic comedies are the perfect genre for people who want to laugh nervously while simultaneously questioning their life choices?.
• Headline: Tragic Shooting at Borderline Bar. Impact: The tragedy at the Borderline might have inspired a new wave of country music dedicated to healing, where every song is a tear-soaked ballad about survival. Next thing you know, country music will have a whole sub-genre called 'Resilience Rock.'. Fact: It's interesting how after each tragedy, we still gather in bars. It’s almost like humans enjoy the thrill of risking their lives for overpriced drinks and off-key karaoke..
• Headline: Tesla Appoints New Board Chairperson. Impact: Robyn Denholm stepping in as board chief might just be the moment Tesla finally creates a car that can drive you to work while you nap, thus allowing millions to avoid their dreary lives for just a few more minutes. Thanks, Robyn!. Fact: It's rumored that Elon Musk might now be developing a time machine to escape all his responsibilities. Because why deal with board meetings when you can just go back to the Renaissance?.
• Headline: ‘The Ballad of Buster Scruggs’ Review: A Grim Western From the Coen Brothers. Impact: If 'The Ballad of Buster Scruggs' had been received differently, Westerns could have morphed into slapstick comedies where cowboys ride unicycles and duel with foam noodles. Who knew the Old West could be so... silly?. Fact: The Coen Brothers have a knack for blending dark themes with humor, proving that even the bleakest tales can have a punchline. It's like they read the room and decided to throw in a pie fight..
• Headline: He Makes Archie Deep and Sabrina Dark. Meet Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa.. Impact: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa's rise in the comic book world might have sparked a chain reaction that led to a global obsession with dark, brooding adaptations of everything. Soon, even your grandma's knitting club might have a horror-themed spin-off!. Fact: Aguirre-Sacasa's journey shows that being a comic book geek can actually lead to world domination. Who knew that all it takes is a passion for superheroes and a flair for the dramatic?.