NOVEMBER 4, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Consultants Sustain Ties with Saudi Arabia. Impact: If only McKinsey had opted for a different client, perhaps we would have a world where consulting firms focus on solving climate change instead of aiding in questionable regimes. But alas, the butterfly flapped its wings and we're left with a very stylish desert kingdom and a lot of questionable ethics.. Fact: Did you know that Saudi Arabia's Vision 2030 is not just about economic reform but also about convincing tourists that the desert is a vacation hotspot? Spoiler alert: it’s still really hot..
• Headline: Census Citizenship Question Controversy Explained. Impact: The fight over the citizenship question may eventually lead to a time where people are so confused about their own identities that they start identifying as 'undecided voter' on all forms. Talk about a political identity crisis!. Fact: Did you know that the U.S. Census is supposed to be a simple count of people, but somehow it’s become a game of political chess? Maybe next we can include a trivia round..
• Headline: Nigeria's Fashion Revolution Led by Women. Impact: By empowering women in fashion, Nigeria might just be paving the way for a future where the runway is more diverse than a corporate board meeting. Who knew looking fabulous could lead to world domination?. Fact: Did you know that Nigerian fashion isn't just trendy; it’s practically a sport? If only we could get the Olympics to recognize 'catwalk sprinting' as a category..
• Headline: Brian Kemp’s Office, Without Citing Evidence, Investigates Georgia Democrats Over Alleged ‘Hack’. Impact: Kemp's investigation might just be the start of a new trend where every political scandal is treated like a detective movie—complete with plot twists and questionable motives. Someone call Hollywood!. Fact: Did you know that political stunts are like bad magic tricks? They often leave the audience confused and wondering where the rabbit went..
• Headline: Two Capitals, One Russian Oligarch: How Oleg Deripaska Is Trying to Escape U.S. Sanctions. Impact: Deripaska's attempts to escape sanctions could lead to a future where oligarchs become the new superheroes, fighting against the evil of government regulations with their vast fortunes. Watch out, Marvel!. Fact: Did you know that Oleg Deripaska once tried to create a 'super yacht' that could outrun sanctions? Spoiler alert: it didn’t work, but it does have a bar stocked with overpriced vodka..