NOVEMBER 2, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Charlie Shrem's Ongoing Legal Battles. Impact: Charlie Shrem's legal troubles set off a chain reaction that led to the Winklevoss twins forming an underground Bitcoin vigilante group. They now patrol cyberspace for evil-doers with sunglasses and a lot of tech jargon.. Fact: The Winklevoss twins once rowed their way to fame, but now they’re just rowing their way through legal battles—who knew Bitcoin was just a giant game of Monopoly?.
• Headline: Job Growth Surges Ahead of Elections. Impact: The job numbers were so good that they paradoxically led to a surge in people considering running for office, ultimately resulting in a flash mob of politicians trying to win your vote with interpretive dance.. Fact: 3.7% unemployment isn't just a number; it's the percentage of people who will lie about their job satisfaction at the next family gathering..
• Headline: Winter Is Coming. Impact: This winter warning triggered an unforeseen spike in sales of hot chocolate, leading to a nationwide cocoa shortage that sparked a black market. Who knew a chill could freeze commodities?. Fact: Winter is coming is not just a phrase; it's also a gentle reminder to start charging your electric blanket before it's too late..
• Headline: The Cavaliers Have No Cure for the LeBron James Hangover. Impact: The Cavaliers' struggle gave rise to a popular meme about sports teams trying to find their identity, which led to an explosion of therapy sessions for fans everywhere. ‘What does it mean to support a team?’ became a philosophical debate.. Fact: LeBron James left the Cavaliers twice, which is probably more than most people have left their New Year's resolutions..