OCTOBER 25, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Migrant Caravan's Unexpected Impact. Impact: This event set off a chain reaction in the political realm, leading to a national obsession with border control and resulting in the creation of new reality TV shows about 'Migrant Survival'. Who knew that caravans could inspire such thrilling entertainment?. Fact: Did you know that the term 'caravan' was initially used to describe a group of traveling traders? Now it's used to describe a group of people fleeing danger. Progress?.
• Headline: Rescue of Rare Swine from China. Impact: The last-minute save by a Rockefeller could lead to a new trend of rich folk adopting endangered species. Soon, we'll have a 'Celebrities with Rare Animals' reality show, where pigs become the new accessory.. Fact: Did you know that pigs can actually recognize their names? Just wait until they start demanding their own dressing rooms..
• Headline: Apple News Prioritizes Human Curatorship. Impact: By prioritizing human curators, Apple may have inadvertently paved the way for a new generation of ‘news influencers’. Expect to see TikTok stars reporting on the latest headlines while doing dance challenges.. Fact: Did you know that the average person spends 2 hours and 31 minutes on social media daily? That's a lot of misinformation scrolling!.
• Headline: A Black Senate Candidate Stumps in Mississippi, but His Party Holds Him Back. Impact: This event highlighted the ongoing struggle for representation, which led to a series of inspirational memes and eventual political hashtags that dominated social media. Who knew hashtags could be the real vote getters?. Fact: Did you know that Mississippi has one of the highest populations of African Americans in the U.S.? Yet representation in politics is still a work in progress. Go figure!.