OCTOBER 19, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Three-Way Smackdown on Truth and Facts. Impact: This comedic clash of wits led to a surge in essay-writing workshops. Fast forward to 2050, and we have a generation of writers so convinced of their genius that they argue with their own reflections.. Fact: Did you know that in the future, 'gassy' will be used as a compliment for writers who can really let loose? No? Just me then..
• Headline: Measuring Light in NYC Apartments. Impact: The search for light in apartments sparked an international movement where people began installing sun simulators in their homes. This led to a rise in vitamin D deficiencies because who needs natural sunlight anyway?. Fact: Fun fact: A study conducted in 2035 found that 87% of New Yorkers would rather live in a cave than face the lighting decisions of a typical apartment hunt..
• Headline: Women Candidates Shake Up 2020 Race. Impact: Kirsten Gillibrand’s words sent shockwaves through the political landscape, leading to an unexpected trend of 'woman-led' coffee shops that became the hotbed for future female candidates. By 2024, every latte comes with a manifesto.. Fact: Did you know that in the great coffee shop debates of 2024, baristas were the moderators? 'Espresso yourself' became the rallying cry..
• Headline: ‘Don’t Get Too Excited’ About Medicare for All. Impact: The debate over Medicare for All ignited a national conversation on health care, leading to a bizarre trend where people started trading health care plans like Pokémon cards. 'I’ll trade you a Blue Cross for that shiny Aetna!'. Fact: Fun fact: By 2030, the most sought-after card was a 'rare' Medicare card, which ironically made everyone feel old when they finally got one..