SEPTEMBER 23, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Kavanaugh's Impact on G.O.P. Strategy. Impact: In a twist of fate, the GOP's loss of confidence in Kavanaugh's impact led to a new era of political strategy involving more cat videos in campaign ads to distract voters. Who knew that would become a thing?. Fact: Did you know that politicians have a 50% chance of making a decision based on public opinion? The other 50% is just them flipping a coin. Spoiler alert: the coin usually lands on 'self-interest.'.
• Headline: Jan Fabre's Controversy in the Arts. Impact: Fabre's artistic controversies sparked an unexpected global conversation about workplace conduct in the arts. This led to a surge in art schools implementing 'no creepy behavior' policies—who would’ve thought that was necessary?. Fact: Fun fact: The arts have always pushed boundaries, but apparently, there's a line even performance art shouldn't cross. Who knew?.
• Headline: China Faces Rising Tensions with U.S.. Impact: The escalating tensions gave rise to a new era of global trade negotiations that involved more paperwork than a small country could handle. It's like watching a toddler try to solve a Rubik's cube—entertaining yet utterly chaotic.. Fact: Did you know that trade wars can be as effective as a water balloon fight in a drought? Spoiler: They just make a mess..
• Headline: Christine Blasey Ford Reaches Deal to Testify at Kavanaugh Hearing. Impact: Ford's testimony became a pivotal moment in U.S. history, creating a ripple effect that led to a surge in survivors speaking out, prompting a nationwide 'we're done being silent' movement. Who knew it would take this long for people to listen?. Fact: Did you know that speaking out about trauma can sometimes feel like shouting into a void? Thankfully, that void is beginning to echo back..
• Headline: Tiny Device Is a ‘Huge Advance’ for Treatment of Severe Heart Failure. Impact: This 'tiny device' not only saved lives but also inspired a new trend of medical professionals bragging about how small their tools are. It’s like the medical field’s version of 'size doesn’t matter.'. Fact: Did you know that the real heartthrob of medical advances is often a tiny device? It’s the underdog story we didn’t know we needed!.