SEPTEMBER 2, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Federer Shines in U.S. Open Triumph. Impact: This match sent ripple effects through the tennis world, inspiring a generation of players to believe they could also perform 'magic'—leading to a rise in magician-themed tennis lessons. Now, every aspiring player thinks they need a rabbit in their racket.. Fact: Federer’s shot was so impressive, it was rumored that even the ball was considering a career change to become a magician's assistant..
• Headline: The End of 'Adventure Time' Journey. Impact: With the end of 'Adventure Time,' a new generation of cartoonists began to question reality itself, sparking a movement where animated characters started demanding real-world rights. Expect to see a candy kingdom in the next election cycle.. Fact: The emotional depth of 'Adventure Time' led to actual philosophers arguing about its meaning, proving once again that cartoons can be taken way too seriously..
• Headline: Diversity Challenge in TV Writing. Impact: The frantic search for diverse writers led to the creation of underground 'writer farms' where aspiring scribes were fed ideas and caffeine. Just wait until the first reality show about finding the next great writer emerges—it'll be a hit!. Fact: The industry’s efforts for diversity are so intense that soon, we might have a show where only talking goldfish get to write the scripts. Progress!.
• Headline: 48 Years Later, Orson Welles’s Last Film Makes Its Debut. Impact: The release of 'The Other Side of the Wind' sparked a renaissance of film appreciation, leading to a bizarre trend where hipsters began wearing berets and pretending to understand avant-garde cinema. Spoiler: they don’t.. Fact: Welles was so ahead of his time that he probably would have made a successful YouTube influencer if he had lived in the digital age. #OrsonVlogs.