AUGUST 13, 2018

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• Headline: Paul Manafort: A Cautionary Tale. Impact: If only Paul Manafort had invested his time in knitting instead of scheming, the butterfly effect might have led to a world where politicians wore cozy sweaters instead of suits. Imagine the fashion statements at debates!. Fact: Did you know that Manafort's trial was a reminder that sometimes, even if you're too rich to care, the law still has a thing or two to say about your dodgy dealings?.
• Headline: Advancements in Biometric Tracking Technology. Impact: As banks and retailers track our every move, we inch closer to a dystopian future where our typing habits dictate our credit scores. Who knew that a poorly timed emoji could ruin your chances of buying a house?. Fact: Did you know that typing 'LOL' while applying for a mortgage may lead to a denial? Welcome to the new age of biometrics, where your life is reduced to your keyboard strokes!.
• Headline: A New View of Evolution That Can’t Be Represented by a Tree. Impact: David Quammen's take on evolution could lead to a future where scientists debate the merits of chaotic branchless trees. Imagine the confounding dinner conversations at evolution-themed parties!. Fact: Did you know that the tangled tree theory suggests that evolution is more like a game of Twister than a neat family tree? Let's just say it's a little less 'roots' and a lot more 'hot mess.'.
• Headline: Tesla Board Surprised by Elon Musk’s Tweet on Taking Carmaker Private. Impact: Elon Musk's hasty tweet about taking Tesla private may have caused a ripple effect in stock market volatility, leading to future CEOs thinking they can just tweet their way to corporate takeover. Spoiler alert: they can't.. Fact: Did you know that Musk's tweet was like a magic spell for investors? One minute, everyone's excited about a buyout, and the next, they're wondering if they should invest in a fortune teller instead!.