JULY 21, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Charlottesville's Challenge for Racial Justice. Impact: If you thought the events in Charlottesville stopped at a rally, think again. This tug of war over the city's soul might just lead to an alternate timeline where the city becomes the epicenter of a national debate on race, economics, and, who knows, maybe even a reality TV show. 'Charlottesville: The Reckoning' could be the next big hit, starring a cast of confused politicians and historians trying to figure out what the hell went wrong.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'tug of war' was originally used to describe political parties pulling in opposite directions? Oh wait, that’s just a metaphor for American politics today..
• Headline: Progressive Surge Transforms Democratic Party Dynamics. Impact: This revolution on the left could be the spark that ignites a thousand memes and a whole new generation of Twitter warriors. Each progressive victory leads to a ripple effect, eventually resulting in a 'Bingo Card of Political Outrage' being distributed at every Democratic rally. You know, to keep things fun.. Fact: Fun fact: Young liberals are not just trying to remake the party; they also hope to bring back the ‘good old days’ when party meetings had snacks. Priorities, people!.
• Headline: Exploring Ancient Aliens Theories. Impact: The conference on 'Ancient Aliens' might just be what leads to a full-blown alien intervention in human affairs. Imagine extraterrestrials landing, only to find us arguing over whether or not they built the pyramids. Spoiler alert: they did, and they're here for the drama.. Fact: Did you know that the Ancient Aliens meme is so popular that it's practically a rite of passage for conspiracy theorists? Next up: 'Aliens vs. Ghosts: The Ultimate Showdown.'.
• Headline: Tabloid Company, Aiding Trump Campaign, May Have Crossed Line Into Politics. Impact: If the tabloid company really crossed the line, we might be on the brink of a new genre of politics: reality TV politics. Imagine debates that play out in front of cameras, complete with dramatic music and surprise eliminations. 'The Apprentice: Political Edition' could become our new normal.. Fact: Fun fact: The line between tabloid and politics is so blurred these days that even the Kardashians might run for office. After all, they have experience in managing public opinion, right?.