JUNE 13, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Comcast vs Disney: The Fox Bidding War. Impact: The Comcast-Disney bidding war led to the creation of 'The Ultimate Streaming Service', where subscribers can watch everything from classic cartoons to conspiracy theory documentaries, all while being targeted by ads for overpriced popcorn.. Fact: Did you know that in the future, people will pay $20 a month just to watch reruns of shows from 2018? Welcome to the streaming revolution!.
• Headline: Ryan Promises Immigration Votes After Talks. Impact: Ryan's late-night talks sparked a series of increasingly ridiculous immigration proposals, eventually leading to a reality show called 'Who Wants to Reshape Immigration Policy?' Spoiler: everyone loses.. Fact: Fun fact: 'bipartisan compromise' is actually a term invented to describe a unicorn that everyone claims to have seen but no one can prove exists..
• Headline: Trump-Style Candidates Gain Ground in GOP. Impact: The rise of Trump-style candidates led to a shocking trend: political rallies featuring karaoke and taco trucks. Because who doesn't want to sing 'Born to Run' while waiting for a quesadilla?. Fact: Did you know that in the future, political debates will be judged by a panel of reality TV stars? Get ready for some intense competition!.
• Headline: Review: George and Martha Redux in ‘Everyone’s Fine With Virginia Woolf’. Impact: Albee's play being revived with a twist opened the door for countless reinterpretations of classics, ultimately leading to an avant-garde version of 'Hamlet' performed entirely by cats. The feline audience was not impressed.. Fact: Did you know that Edward Albee once said, 'If I had a nickel for every time someone misinterpreted my work, I could fund my next play'? Well, here's your chance, Ed!.