JUNE 10, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Romney's Surprising Senate Comeback Attempt. Impact: Romney's Senate bid reignited an ancient rivalry with Trump, leading to the formation of a new political reality show: 'The Real Candidates of America,' where the winner gets a golden gavel and a lifetime supply of Twitter followers.. Fact: Did you know that Mitt Romney once considered a campaign based solely on his love for cold cereal? Turns out, not everyone is as passionate about breakfast politics..
• Headline: Tax Havens Blunt Impact of Corporate Tax Cut, Economists Say. Impact: The corporate tax cut's failure to create jobs ushered in an era where economists started moonlighting as fortune tellers, relying on crystal balls instead of spreadsheets to predict the economy's future.. Fact: Did you know that economists also enjoy the thrill of making wild predictions? Kind of like a game of darts, but with the economy's future hanging in the balance!.
• Headline: Rafael Nadal Extends His Reign With an 11th French Open Title. Impact: Nadal's 11th French Open title not only solidified his status as a clay court god but also led to a sudden spike in sales of clay pots and gardening supplies, as everyone thought they could cultivate their own champions.. Fact: Did you know that Rafael Nadal’s secret to success is a rigorous training schedule and an unlimited supply of clay? Because nothing says 'champion' quite like getting dirty on a tennis court!.