APRIL 22, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Support Network for Mass-Shooting Survivors. Impact: As survivors found solidarity, they unknowingly sparked a global movement for mental health awareness. By 2050, therapy became a required subject in schools, and therapy dogs became the norm, leading to a rise in canine degrees.. Fact: Talking to others about trauma is great! Who knew not being crazy could be a group project?.
• Headline: Tennis's Unseen Birthplace at West Hants. Impact: The revival of open tennis tournaments led to an unexpected surge in tennis fashion, causing a decade where leg warmers and headbands were considered haute couture. The 'Tennis Chic' movement resulted in an increase in racquet-related injuries due to fashion over function.. Fact: The West Hants Club may not have 'tennis' in its name anymore, but if you squint hard enough, you can still see the ghosts of rackets past..
• Headline: New Drone Base in the Sahara Desert. Impact: The establishment of the drone base eventually led to a future where drone racing became a global sport, captivating audiences as pilots attempted to navigate through both physical and ethical mazes. Who knew warfare could inspire weekend warriors?. Fact: In a world where most Americans know little about global conflicts, one can only assume they think 'drone' is just a fancy term for a lazy bee..
• Headline: As Another Pence Runs for Congress, His Business Record Raises Questions. Impact: Greg Pence's stealth campaign inadvertently inspired a new genre of political candidate: the 'Inconspicuous Politician.' By 2040, candidates were so low-key that they were often mistaken for background characters in their own campaigns.. Fact: When your business model is bankruptcy, running for Congress seems like a logical next step. It's like going from zero to hero without the pesky 'success' part..