MARCH 25, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: North Korean Defectors' Tragic Journeys. Impact: These five souls, while tragically lost, sparked a wildfire of awareness that led to underground networks springing up worldwide, making it easier for defectors to connect. Who knew a few brave hearts could shift the tectonic plates of international activism?. Fact: Did you know that the term 'defector' comes with a side of danger and drama? It's like a reality show but with real-life consequences and no prize money..
• Headline: Gun Marches Impact Midterm Elections. Impact: The rise of gun marches created a timeline where politicians started hiring PR teams who specialize in dodging questions faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. This led to the invention of new political jargon that confuses everyone.. Fact: Did you know that politicians are experts in evasion? It's like a game of dodgeball, but instead of balls, they’re dodging accountability..
• Headline: To Invade Homes, Tech Is Trying to Get in Your Kitchen. Impact: As tech creeps into kitchens, it has inadvertently sparked a new genre of horror films where smart fridges become sentient and plot against their owners. Who knew dinner could be so suspenseful?. Fact: Did you know that the average person spends about 37 minutes a day in the kitchen? That's less time than it takes to figure out how to connect your smart toaster to Wi-Fi..
• Headline: Villanova Returns to Final Four With Gritty Win Over Texas Tech. Impact: This victory not only propelled Villanova into the Final Four but also reignited the age-old debate on whether sportsmanship can exist alongside aggressive team mascots. Spoiler: It can’t.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'gritty' in sports means 'actually trying really hard'? Because nothing says team spirit like a good ol' sweat-soaked jersey!.