MARCH 4, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Emirati Influence in Trump Administration Investigated. Impact: This investigation opened the floodgates for conspiracy theories about foreign influence in politics. Fast forward a few decades, and now everyone thinks that their cat has a secret agenda involving world domination. Thanks, George Nader!. Fact: Did you know that asking about foreign influence in politics was once considered a wild conspiracy theory? Now it's just a Tuesday..
• Headline: Democratic Primaries: A Party Divided. Impact: This moment crystallized the Democratic Party's internal struggle which, much like a soap opera, will continue to enthrall audiences for generations. Spoiler alert: the plot twists just get more ridiculous.. Fact: Did you know that political parties have been divided since the dawn of democracy? It's like a family reunion where everyone argues about who gets the last piece of pie..
• Headline: Remembering Roger Bannister's Legacy. Impact: Bannister's feat inspired countless athletes and set the stage for modern sports. Who knew that running really fast would lead to today's obsession with marathons and overpriced energy gels?. Fact: Did you know that breaking the 4-minute mile was once thought to be physically impossible? Guess that makes Roger Bannister the original 'Impossibility Slayer.'.
• Headline: School Officer: A Job With Many Roles and One Big Responsibility. Impact: The scrutiny on school officers following tragic events led to a national conversation about safety in schools. Now, they juggle more roles than a circus performer—minus the applause, of course.. Fact: Did you know that school resource officers are expected to be part counselor, part security guard, and part magician? Because making threats disappear is a tough job!.
• Headline: ‘The Shape of Water’ Wins Best Picture as Oscars Project Diversity. Impact: This win was a watershed moment for diversity in film, leading to a future where even your pet goldfish might one day star in an Oscar-winning movie. Watch out, Hollywood!. Fact: Did you know that 'The Shape of Water' is a love story between a woman and a fish? Finally, a movie that makes you rethink your dating options!.