FEBRUARY 24, 2018

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• Headline: Linda McMahon's Unique Role in Trump Administration. Impact: Linda McMahon's ringside seat at TrumpMania could be seen as the moment when politics and wrestling finally intertwined. Future generations may look back and wonder if the Presidential debates were just an elaborate wrestling match where body slams replaced policy discussions.. Fact: Did you know that in a parallel universe, Linda McMahon is actually the Secretary of Defense, and her strategy involves suplexing international rivals into submission?.
• Headline: Heather Graham's Directorial Debut Explores Misogyny. Impact: By combining feminism and witchcraft, Heather Graham may have started a trend that leads to a world where all women’s rights movements are led by sorceresses. In the future, political debates could feature magical duels rather than logical arguments. Watch out, logic!. Fact: Did you know that ‘Half Magic’ was originally pitched as a documentary about how to make half a sandwich? Clearly, Hollywood saw a different kind of 'magic' in it..
• Headline: With ‘Fire and Fury,’ Stephen Rubin Is Publishing’s 76-Year-Old Comeback Kid. Impact: Stephen Rubin’s comeback could be the catalyst for a new literary genre: the ‘Comeback Memoir.’ It would inspire countless authors to leave their jobs, fail miserably, and return triumphantly to tell their tale—eventually leading to a global nostalgia for mediocrity.. Fact: Did you know that 'Fire and Fury' was almost titled 'Mild Discontent'? Apparently, the publishers wanted to temper expectations..