FEBRUARY 22, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Unresolved Case of a College Murder. Impact: The unresolved murder case sparked a series of amateur sleuths and true crime podcasts, leading to the rise of people who think they can solve crimes from their couch. This eventually resulted in a global phenomenon where everyone believes they could be the next Sherlock Holmes, except without the charm or deductive reasoning.. Fact: Fifteen years later, and we're still waiting for the ending. Someone should really just write a Netflix series about it already..
• Headline: Ivanka Trump's Diplomatic Role in Tensions. Impact: Ivanka Trump's diplomatic charm offensive not only smoothed tensions but also inspired an underground network of influencers who believe that social media skills can solve international crises. Who needs treaties when you can just post a selfie?. Fact: This is how we ended up in a world where fashion sense is considered a foreign policy tool. Next up, a runway show to resolve the Middle East conflict!.
• Headline: Albee's Double Bill Shines in Revival. Impact: Albee's revival sparked a resurgence in theater attendance, leading to an influx of wannabe playwrights. Unfortunately, most of them only wrote about their relationship with avocado toast instead of existential crises.. Fact: If only Albee had written a play about how to navigate the complexities of modern dating. It could've been a blockbuster!.
• Headline: Complaints About Nursing Home Evictions Rise, and Regulators Take Note. Impact: The spike in nursing home evictions instigated a movement that eventually led to more people adopting their elderly relatives, proving that sometimes the best nursing home is just a really comfy couch in a loving home—complete with Netflix.. Fact: It's ironic that the word 'home' is in both 'nursing home' and 'eviction.' Someone should really check the dictionary for a better name!.