FEBRUARY 17, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Students Demand Change After Tragedy. Impact: The outcry for change after the shooting led to a massive uptick in youth activism, spurring generations to become politically engaged. Who knew that a tragedy could motivate a generation to become social media warriors and hashtag enthusiasts?. Fact: Did you know that before social media, people actually had to talk to each other face-to-face when advocating for change? Shocking, right?.
• Headline: Russian Campaign to Influence U.S. Elections. Impact: This Russian campaign unleashed a Pandora's box of distrust in the electoral process, leading to conspiracy theories that would eventually make flat-Earthers seem like reasonable people.. Fact: In a delightful twist of fate, the Russians found that Americans were more susceptible to misinformation than a cat to a laser pointer. Who would have guessed?.
• Headline: Bailey's Final Walk at Burberry. Impact: Bailey's departure from Burberry sparked a fashion revolution, leading to the rise of TikTok influencers who believe they can revive any brand with a wave of their smartphone.. Fact: Did you know that the average runway model walks faster than the average consumer's attention span? Fashion: where speed is of the essence but style is often optional..
• Headline: Still Talking After All These Years. Impact: Discussing Trump's presidency at a psychoanalytic meeting laid the groundwork for future generations to explore the complexities of political psychology, turning therapy sessions into a bizarre blend of politics and couch time.. Fact: Fun fact: Psychoanalysts have to keep a straight face while discussing Trump, which is basically the hardest job in the world since they can't laugh at the absurdity of it all!.
• Headline: Jake Shears, of Scissor Sisters, Stages His Own Comeback. Impact: Jake Shears' comeback reminded everyone that in the entertainment industry, disappearing for a while is just a clever marketing strategy, paving the way for future generations to think that a hiatus is just a long-term 'sabatical.'. Fact: Did you know that the longer you stay away from Broadway, the more likely you are to come back wearing sequins? It’s like a rule or something..