FEBRUARY 6, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Legal Strategy During Mueller Inquiry. Impact: Trump's refusal to cooperate with the Mueller investigation sparked a series of events that made 'obstruction of justice' the new buzzword. This led to countless memes, endless debates in Congress, and a sudden spike in popcorn sales nationwide as folks tuned in for the drama.. Fact: Did you know that refusing to talk to investigators is like refusing to take a math test? Spoiler alert: It usually doesn't end well!.
• Headline: Trump's Market Silence Amid Drop. Impact: Trump's silence on the Dow during a market slump sent Wall Street into a frenzy, causing traders to adopt a new mantra: 'Silence means panic!' This led to a bizarre trend where traders held up signs reading 'Don't worry, be happy!' during market dips.. Fact: Did you know that Trump once claimed he could personally influence the stock market with a tweet? Turns out, silence is also a powerful tweet—just not in the way he imagined!.
• Headline: Review: A Criminally Enjoyable ‘Hangmen’ From Martin McDonagh. Impact: The success of 'Hangmen' reignited interest in dark comedies, leading to a sudden surge in performances about grim subjects, eventually inspiring a new genre: 'Hauntingly Hilarious.' It also created a niche market for 'laugh-and-cry' tissues.. Fact: Fun fact: Dark comedy is a bit like eating a chocolate-covered Brussels sprout—unexpected, but once you try it, you might just find it strangely delightful!.
• Headline: Falcon Heavy, in a Roar of Thunder, Carries SpaceX’s Ambition Into Orbit. Impact: With the successful launch of Falcon Heavy, Elon Musk inadvertently sparked the 'Space Race 2.0.' This led to a series of ridiculous space tourism companies, including 'Space Vacations' and 'Mars or Bust,' where the only guarantee was a hefty price tag.. Fact: Did you know that the Falcon Heavy is so powerful it could theoretically carry a million pizzas to the moon? Space delivery just got a whole lot more interesting!.