JANUARY 14, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Madison Keys' Resilience After U.S. Open Loss. Impact: Madison's loss led her to a transformative coaching seminar that inspired an entire generation of tennis players to embrace positivity, resulting in an odd trend of players thanking their opponents mid-match, confusing everyone.. Fact: Did you know that tennis players often shout at themselves during matches? It’s like their own personal pep rally, but with more rackets and fewer pom-poms..
• Headline: Queen Elizabeth Reflects on Her Coronation. Impact: Queen Elizabeth's decision to reminisce on camera caused a sudden spike in interest for royal family documentaries, leading to a bizarre reality show where her corgis critique royal fashion.. Fact: Queen Elizabeth II has been alive through more than 14 US presidencies. At this point, she’s probably considering a side gig as a political consultant..
• Headline: Facebook's Changes Fuel Fake News Growth. Impact: Facebook's algorithm tweaks inadvertently led to the rise of 'internet detectives,' who now spend their weekends debunking conspiracy theories about lizard people in government—yes, it spiraled that far.. Fact: Facebook is like that friend who insists they know what's best for you, only to recommend a weird podcast about alien pizza delivery..
• Headline: Without a Word, Bill Belichick Can Say a Lot. Impact: Belichick's silent prowess inspired coaches worldwide to adopt the 'silent treatment' strategy, leading to a bizarre season where teams communicated solely through interpretive dance.. Fact: Bill Belichick's hoodie has become a fashion icon in its own right. Rumor has it, it has its own Instagram account..
• Headline: ‘I’m Running,’ Romney Says Privately, but as a Trump Friend or Foe?. Impact: Romney's private declaration sent shockwaves through the political landscape, causing a chain reaction of politicians suddenly declaring their own candidacies at every coffee shop in America—cue the 'I need a latte' campaign.. Fact: Mitt Romney once made headlines for his dog being strapped to the roof of his car. So yes, he's had his 'ruff' moments in the public eye..