DECEMBER 25, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Mexico's Media Under Government Control. Impact: This event set off a chain reaction where media outlets started to resemble cash-strapped puppets, leading to a generation of journalists who believe 'objective reporting' is a conspiracy theory. Meanwhile, the public just found new ways to ignore the news altogether, creating a thriving market for cat videos.. Fact: In Mexico, the phrase 'breaking news' now means 'breaking the budget for more government ads.'.
• Headline: 2017's Unforgettable Comedy Moments. Impact: Comedy highlights from 2017 became a time capsule for future generations, showcasing how humor survived the apocalypse of political correctness. Little did they know, this was the year when memes became the new form of protest!. Fact: The funniest moment of 2017 was reportedly when someone realized 'how bad can it get?' just before it got a lot worse..
• Headline: Who’s Who in ‘The Post’: A Guide to the Players in a Pivotal Era. Impact: As people debated the veracity of 'The Post,' they unknowingly paved the way for a world where everyone becomes an amateur fact-checker. This led to the rise of conspiracy theorists who claimed the moon landing was staged by the same people who made 'The Post.'. Fact: If you thought newspapers were dying, just wait until you see the sequel: 'The Post: The Final Edition.' Spoiler alert: It’s all online now..