DECEMBER 16, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Iger's Legacy and the Fox Deal. Impact: Iger's bold move not only reshaped Disney's future but also indirectly led to the rise of streaming services, which in turn resulted in the awkward moment when your parents started asking you for Netflix passwords. Thanks, Iger!. Fact: Did you know that the last time Disney made a bold move, it involved a mouse and a whole lot of merchandise? Yeah, history really does repeat itself..
• Headline: Umpqua Bank Advocates for Credit Freezes. Impact: The Equifax breach catalyzed a wave of paranoia about data security, leading to the invention of new banking jargon like 'credit freeze.' This will eventually be blamed for the rise in conspiracy theories about banks being run by lizard people.. Fact: Fun fact: Equifax sounds like a superhero name, but in reality, it's just a villain in the world of credit scores. Who knew superheroes could be so boring?.
• Headline: Omarosa's Exit Sparks Continued White House Drama. Impact: Omarosa’s dramatic exit from the White House opened the floodgates for future reality TV stars to run for office. Next thing you know, a Kardashian will be leading the nation and we'll be debating the best way to filter our selfies in Congress.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more chaotic than Omarosa's departure is trying to keep up with the Kardashians? Reality TV and politics—who knew they were such great bedfellows?.
• Headline: Beyond Boko Haram’s Reach, Love and Feminism Flourish. Impact: In a twist of fate, the resilience of love and feminism in Nigeria inspired countless social movements worldwide, including the infamous 'Husbands Who Do Dishes' campaign, which, let’s be honest, is still a work in progress.. Fact: Did you know that the concept of a husband doing dishes is so revolutionary that it's practically a plot twist? Someone call Hollywood!.
• Headline: Google Thinks I’m Dead. Impact: When Google thought someone was dead, it sparked a new trend of people verifying their existence online, leading to a future where 'I’m not dead!' became a popular social media hashtag. Who knew this would lead to the first-ever 'Living Person of the Year' award?. Fact: Fun fact: If Google thinks you’re dead, you might want to reconsider your online presence. Maybe try posting a selfie every now and then—just in case!.