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HEADLINES ON December 14, 2017
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- Headline: AT&T Union Deal Strengthens Employee Protections. Impact: This deal might just lead to a future where every phone call is monitored by an AI looking to sell you a new plan. Thank you, AT&T, for paving the way for our future overlords!. Fact: Did you know that more people trust their smartphones with their secrets than their friends? Just imagine the therapy bills!.
- Headline: Republican Tensions Rise After Alabama Loss. Impact: This loss could be the butterfly flapping its wings that leads to a future where political parties actually listen to their constituents. Or, you know, just more internal squabbling. Either way, grab the popcorn!. Fact: Did you know that Alabama is known for its sweet tea and not-so-sweet political drama? The real Southern hospitality is just a facade for the chaos!.
- Headline: The Rise of Supermodelmania in 2017. Impact: This surge of supermodels might just lead to a world where everyone thinks they can walk the runway. Spoiler alert: they can't. Expect a spike in 'epic fails' on social media!. Fact: Did you know that supermodels often have their own personal trainers and chefs? Because apparently, eating pizza on the couch isn’t part of the glam lifestyle!.
- Headline: Fox-Disney Deal Gives Rupert Murdoch His King Lear Moment. Impact: This deal could lead to a future where Rupert Murdoch's family squabbles make for a new reality TV series, 'Keeping Up with the Murdochs.' Drama guaranteed!. Fact: Did you know that King Lear is actually a cautionary tale about family dynamics? Apparently, Rupert missed the memo on that one!.