DECEMBER 3, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Flood Zone Miscalculations and Hurricane Harvey. Impact: If only the builders had consulted a psychic instead of flood maps, they might have avoided putting a whole neighborhood on the 'Welcome to the Flood Zone' list. This series of unfortunate events led to the rise of flood insurance premiums and the eventual popularity of inflatable furniture.. Fact: Did you know that in Houston, the only thing that floods more than the neighborhoods are the excuses from builders? Who needs a crystal ball when you have optimism?.
• Headline: Trump Claims F.B.I. Is in 'Tatters'. Impact: Trump's comments on the F.B.I. unleashed a chain reaction, leading to countless conspiracy theories, a slew of late-night comedy sketches, and a suspicious number of 'F.B.I. agents in disguise' memes. Who knew a tweet could undermine the trust in a whole institution?. Fact: Fun fact: The F.B.I. once investigated a case of missing donuts from their break room. Apparently, the real crime was the lack of flavor in management's coffee..
• Headline: Exploring Marijuana Activism in America. Impact: Emily Dufton's book on the marijuana debate not only sparked discussions about legalization but also accidentally gave rise to a new generation of 'couch activists' who realized they could advocate for change while in their pajamas. Revolutionary!. Fact: Did you know that the first recorded use of marijuana dates back to 2737 B.C.? So, really, the debate is just a long-running reality show that nobody wants to cancel..
• Headline: Can El Museo’s Leader Build a Bridge to Its Latino Future?. Impact: Charpenel's quest to connect with the Latino community could lead to a gentrification of culture, where hipsters might start selling artisanal tacos at $10 a pop. In 50 years, your great-grandkids might be Googling what a taco was.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'build a bridge' is just an architect's way of saying 'I have no idea how to connect with people'?.
• Headline: College Football Playoff: Alabama Is In, Ohio State Is Out. Impact: Alabama's victory over Ohio State solidified a legacy of sports rivalries that would lead to generations of fans yelling at TVs and each other, all while forgetting why they’re really mad. Thanks, college football, for keeping family gatherings lively!. Fact: Did you know that college football has more drama than a reality TV show? At least the players wear helmets—unlike the contestants who just wear their bad decisions..