NOVEMBER 29, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Tensions Rise Before Shutdown Deadline. Impact: This feud sparked a domino effect of political memes that have since evolved into a full-fledged genre of online humor. Who knew that a government shutdown could lead to cat videos becoming the ultimate form of protest?. Fact: Did you know that government shutdowns were originally designed to be a mere inconvenience? Now they're like the national equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum in a grocery store aisle..
• Headline: Republicans Progress on $1.5 Trillion Tax Bill. Impact: The passage of this tax bill unleashed a wave of economic theories that could make even the most seasoned economists question their life choices. It's like throwing a party and realizing you forgot to invite the working class.. Fact: Did you know that tax cuts are like diet soda? They promise a lot of sweetness without the calories, but somehow everyone ends up feeling a little sick afterward..
• Headline: Trump's Evolving Narrative on Access Hollywood Tape. Impact: Trump's shifting narratives on the tape have inspired countless conspiracy theories, leading to a reality where people now question their own memories. Thanks to him, everyone is now part of a collective 'did that really happen?' moment.. Fact: Did you know that creating your own version of reality is a skill? Some might call it lying; others might call it 'creative storytelling'—it all depends on your audience..
• Headline: The Internet Is Dying. Repealing Net Neutrality Hastens That Death.. Impact: The repeal of net neutrality acted as a catalyst for a digital dystopia, where the internet became divided into premium packages. Now, people are wondering if they can afford to browse cat videos without selling a kidney.. Fact: Did you know that without net neutrality, the internet could become as chaotic as a black hole? Except instead of sucking in everything, it just charges you a monthly fee to access basic content..
• Headline: When Your Movie Is a Hit for All the Wrong Reasons. Impact: Tommy Wiseau's accidental masterpiece led to the rise of 'so bad it's good' cinema, creating a genre that would allow future filmmakers to get away with almost anything—like making a movie about a toaster that dreams of being a spaceship.. Fact: Did you know that 'The Room' was so poorly received that it actually became a cult classic? It’s the cinematic equivalent of a train wreck that you just can’t look away from, no matter how hard you try..