OCTOBER 26, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: John Kelly's Leadership Reflects Trump's Agenda. Impact: John Kelly's refusal to be a moderating force led to a series of increasingly bizarre political decisions, culminating in the formation of a dance squad called 'Patriots United,' where they only perform to songs about immigration.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'calming force' is often code for 'I will nod approvingly while chaos reigns'?.
• Headline: Exploring Addiction in 'People, Places & Things'. Impact: The sensational portrayal of addiction in this play inspired a wave of stage adaptations of self-help books, leading to a dystopian future where motivational speeches are performed as Broadway musicals.. Fact: Fun fact: Many actors use rehab roles to avoid actual rehab, claiming 'method acting' is more effective than therapy..
• Headline: ECB Eases Measures: Potential Economic Impacts. Impact: The easing of measures by the European Central Bank sent shockwaves through the economy, resulting in businesses resorting to bartering their goods for artisanal bread and vintage vinyl records.. Fact: You know it's bad when even the Eurozone considers going back to using Monopoly money as a viable currency..
• Headline: Review: ‘Stranger Things’ Returns, More Familiar but Still Fun. Impact: The return of 'Stranger Things' sparked a revival of 80s fashion, leading to a timeline where everyone wears scrunchies and acid-wash jeans, but no one knows why.. Fact: Did you know that the show's success almost led to a sequel titled 'Stranger Things: The Return of the Scrunchie'?.