SEPTEMBER 19, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump Administration Disputes Refugee Benefits Study. Impact: This rejection catalyzed a grassroots movement where historians and scientists began to form a secret society dedicated to finding all the studies that contradict political agendas, eventually leading to the creation of a new branch of time travel dedicated to retrieving suppressed data.. Fact: Did you know that 'rejecting studies' has now become a legitimate form of political strategy? It’s like the new version of 'I can't hear you!' but for adults..
• Headline: Justice Delayed: Kharon Davis's Legal Battle. Impact: Kharon Davis's situation sparked widespread reform in the justice system, inspiring a new trend of 'trial speed dating' where defendants speed-run their cases in an effort to avoid waiting a decade for justice.. Fact: Did you know that the average American waits longer for their trial than it takes to finish a Netflix series? Talk about binge-watching justice!.
• Headline: Making ‘Mother!,’ the Year’s Most Divisive Film. Impact: The controversy surrounding 'Mother!' resulted in an annual 'Divisive Film Festival' where audiences gather to argue over the meaning of movies while consuming copious amounts of popcorn, inadvertently strengthening the world's supply of heated debates.. Fact: Did you know that the film was so divisive that it inspired a new genre of cinema called 'confuso-drama'? Just because nobody understands it doesn’t mean it isn’t art!.
• Headline: A ‘Quest for Justice’ for a Murdered Civil Rights Pioneer, 52 Years Later. Impact: This renewed investigation into Alberta Jones’s murder led to a surge in cold case TV shows, which in turn inspired a generation of amateur sleuths and a new market for detective-themed board games, forever changing family game night dynamics.. Fact: Did you know that the search for justice is so popular it’s now a leading cause of anxiety during family gatherings? Who knew history could be so thrilling?.