SEPTEMBER 14, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Angela Merkel: A Symbol for German Women. Impact: Merkel's reign inspired a generation of women to consider politics, but the real butterfly effect? A sudden spike in coffee shop gatherings where women lamented their inability to achieve the same height in office as Merkel, leading to a surge in overpriced lattes and existential crises.. Fact: Despite holding the highest office, women in Germany still have to deal with the glass ceiling made of bulletproof glass. Thanks, patriarchy!.
• Headline: Will & Grace's Relevance in Today's Society. Impact: The return of 'Will & Grace' created a temporal loop where every sitcom since has tried to include a gay character, resulting in the world's most awkward family dinners as straight people fumble for acceptance.. Fact: The show was so groundbreaking that some straight people thought they could just dabble in gay culture by binge-watching it and calling it a day..
• Headline: Trump's Dreamers Legislation Gains Momentum. Impact: Trump supporting Dreamers might have sent ripples through the political landscape, leading to a paradox where future politicians accidentally become compassionate out of sheer confusion about their own policies.. Fact: Remember when politicians actually took a stand on issues instead of just looking for photo ops? Yeah, me neither..
• Headline: How to Quit a Magazine, by Cindi Leive. Impact: Cindi Leive's departure led to a massive reshuffling in the magazine world, sparking a trend of editors revealing their true reasons for leaving: not family time, but a desperate need to escape the world of glossy pages and unrealistic beauty standards.. Fact: Quitting a magazine is like breaking up with a partner who insists on sending you articles about how to improve your life post-breakup..