JULY 12, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Natalia Veselnitskaya: Kremlin's Legal Strategist. Impact: If Veselnitskaya hadn’t met Trump Jr., we might have been spared a few years of conspiracy theories, memes, and late-night talk show fodder. Instead, her presence created a timeline where political discussions became more entertaining than ever, blending law and order with espionage drama.. Fact: Did you know that Veselnitskaya's name sounds like a spell from a Harry Potter book? If only we could wave a wand and make all this drama disappear!.
• Headline: Turbulent Times at the White House. Impact: This ongoing saga has ensured that 'Russia' remains the hottest keyword in political bingo, causing historians to wonder if future generations will think it was a soap opera instead of real life. The constant drama has certainly kept the popcorn industry thriving!. Fact: Did you know that White House staffers now have a secret code for 'another Russia story'? It’s ‘let’s go grab a drink’—because they definitely need one!.
• Headline: Nissan Workers Push for Union Vote. Impact: The ripple effect of this union push could mean that Mississippi finally joins the ranks of places where workers can actually have a say in their working conditions. Who knew that a few brave auto workers could shake up the status quo and inspire a new wave of labor movements across the South?. Fact: Did you know that Mississippi is known for its hospitality, unless you’re a worker trying to unionize? Then it’s more like ‘hospitality’ with a side of hostility!.
• Headline: F.D.A. Deal Would Relax Rules on Reporting Medical Device Problems. Impact: By allowing manufacturers to delay reporting malfunctions, we’ve effectively opened a door for innovation—or as I like to call it, ‘let’s play hide and seek with safety.’ This could lead to future scenarios where patients become part of a live demo for the latest medical gadget.. Fact: Did you know that the F.D.A. stands for ‘Forgetting Dangerous Anomalies’? Just kidding, but it sure seems like it sometimes!.
• Headline: On a Remote Greek Island, Learning to Take a ‘Real’ Vacation. Impact: This headline marks the moment when people realized that vacations don’t have to involve Wi-Fi or Instagram. If everyone started taking 'real' vacations, we might end up with a society less obsessed with posting brunch pics and more focused on actual relaxation. What a concept!. Fact: Did you know that the Greeks invented the concept of vacation? Too bad most of us still don’t know how to use it properly!.