MAY 28, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Historic Artwork Auction After Decades of Recovery. Impact: This decades-long saga over the lost painting had a butterfly effect causing countless art thieves to reconsider their life choices, as the world collectively decided the odds of getting caught far outweighed the fleeting thrill of stealing an 18th-century masterpiece.. Fact: Did you know that the original title of this painting was 'How to Not Lose Your Art in 70 Years'? Turns out, it was a bit too on-the-nose..
• Headline: Kvitova's Inspiring French Open Comeback. Impact: Kvitova's inspiring comeback not only revitalized her career but also ignited a global movement of 'Comebacks,' leading to a surge in motivational speeches, and even a new Netflix documentary series titled 'Falling Down and Getting Back Up.'. Fact: In a twist of fate, Kvitova’s victory led to a spike in tennis racket sales, as everyone suddenly believed they could also fend off home intruders with a strong forehand..
• Headline: Merkel, After Discordant G-7 Meeting, Is Looking Past Trump. Impact: Merkel's resolve to take Europe’s fate into its own hands after Trump’s antics sent shockwaves through the political landscape, leading to a new European motto: 'If you want something done right, don’t ask the U.S.'. Fact: Isn't it cute how Merkel decided to be the adult in the room while the rest played political dodgeball? Some say she should run for 'World’s Most Responsible Leader.'.
• Headline: The Coat of Arms Said ‘Integrity.’ Now It Says ‘Trump.’. Impact: The rebranding of the Trump Organization's coat of arms caused a minor ripple in heraldic circles, leading to a new trend where family crests are now required to pass an 'integrity test' before being used in public.. Fact: In Britain, they say it's the family name that matters—unless you're Trump, then it's just a name change away from a personal brand makeover..