APRIL 30, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Calais: A Tale of Trade and Turmoil. Impact: The decline of Calais' lace industry led to a massive increase in lace-themed internet memes in 2027. Who knew that a lack of fabric could inspire so many cat sweaters?. Fact: Lace is not just for fancy dresses; it's also the official fabric of procrastination!.
• Headline: Fear of Deportation Silences Victims. Impact: The fear of deportation created a ripple effect that led to the creation of secret societies dedicated to sharing stories of survival, which then inspired a hit reality show called 'Fear and Courage'.. Fact: In the world of reality TV, fear is actually one of the main ingredients for a plot twist—who knew?.
• Headline: New York's Excelsior Scholarship Launch. Impact: The Excelsior Scholarship paved the way for a new generation of scholars who would eventually invent a device to turn student debt into renewable energy. Talk about a shocking twist!. Fact: The only thing more expensive than college tuition? The coffee you need to get through those late-night study sessions!.
• Headline: China’s Appetite Pushes Fisheries to the Brink. Impact: China's overfishing practices led to an unexpected rise in underwater tourism, where people now swim through abandoned fishing nets looking for lost treasures—or just some good Instagram photos.. Fact: If you think fishing is just about catching dinner, think again! It's also a great way to unintentionally create a new aquatic ecosystem!.
• Headline: As Economy Grows, North Korea’s Grip on Society Is Tested. Impact: As information seeped into North Korea, it sparked an underground revolution of ideas, ultimately leading to the creation of the first North Korean Netflix, where the only show is 'How to Survive a Dictatorship.'. Fact: In North Korea, the only thing more controlled than the government is the TV remote!.