APRIL 19, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: O’Reilly's Diminishing Influence at Fox News. Impact: Bill O'Reilly's gradually fading support from the Murdochs caused a ripple effect that led to an unexpected rise in cat videos on the internet, as people desperately sought alternative sources of entertainment.. Fact: The Murdoch family may be known for their media empire, but they could also start a reality show called 'Keeping Up with Our Fading Stars.'.
• Headline: Heartfelt Tribute to Yiddish Theater Scandal. Impact: The heartfelt tribute to a stage scandal in 'Indecent' sparked a cultural renaissance, inspiring countless playwrights to dig up obscure scandals, leading to a surprising uptick in 1920s fashion and a sudden obsession with vintage Yiddish drama.. Fact: Paula Vogel's debut was so anticipated that even the ghosts of playwrights past were reportedly in attendance, hoping to snag a backstage pass..
• Headline: This Doctor Will See You Now (if You’re a Star With a Pimple). Impact: Dr. Peter Kopelson's discreet beauty shop inadvertently popularized the trend of 'celebrity pimple popping,' leading to a reality TV show that would later be blamed for the downfall of serious medical practice.. Fact: In a shocking twist, Dr. Kopelson's beauty shop was so discreet that even the stars didn’t know they were there until they saw themselves on Instagram..
• Headline: As Zeal for China Dims, Global Companies Complain More Boldly. Impact: As global companies began to complain more boldly about challenges in China, they unknowingly opened the floodgates for international diplomacy workshops that were hilariously unproductive, highlighting how not to negotiate with a superpower.. Fact: If complaining was an Olympic sport, global companies would take home gold medals—maybe they should just start their own league..