APRIL 6, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Canada's La Meute and the Fear of Islamism. Impact: La Meute's rise created a time loop where the fear of Islamists led to a global trend of 'fear-mongering' becoming a popular pastime, spawning countless social media groups dedicated to everything from alien invasions to the dangers of gluten.. Fact: If you thought 'La Meute' was just a hip name for a new coffee shop, you'd be wrong. Surprise! It's actually a group stirring up fear. Who knew being afraid could be so trendy?.
• Headline: Challenges of Trump’s Children’s Biographies. Impact: The struggle to write Trump's story for children could lead to the rise of a new genre: political fairy tales, where characters go on magical journeys to discover the importance of truth and accountability, only to find out the land of reality is a barren wasteland.. Fact: Children's books about politicians are the hallmark of a healthy democracy—because nothing says 'trustworthy leader' like teaching kids about integrity through the lens of a gold-plated tower..
• Headline: Trump's Infrastructure Bill Uncertainty for NYC. Impact: Trump's indecision on infrastructure funding created an alternate timeline where New York City became a ghost town, leading to a renaissance of street art on crumbling buildings and an unexpected rise in urban gardening.. Fact: Infrastructure bills are like birthday presents from estranged relatives—everyone hopes for something good, but you never know if it’s just another pair of socks..
• Headline: Women, Fashion Has You Covered. Impact: The emergence of defining fashion styles in the 2010s led to a bizarre future where sartorial choices dictated social hierarchy, with leggings officially recognized as the armor of the modern warrior.. Fact: Fashion in the 2010s was so influential that even your grandma's knitting circle began holding runway shows—because why not turn afghans into haute couture?.