MARCH 22, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Uber's Image Repair Strategy Unveiled. Impact: The decision to back Kalanick led to a series of questionable leadership choices in tech companies, creating a 'What would Kalanick do?' mentality that inspired countless mediocre CEOs to ignore their own ethics. Thanks, Uber!. Fact: Did you know that Uber's reputation could be repaired faster with duct tape and a YouTube apology video? Spoiler: it wasn’t..
• Headline: Gorsuch's Stance on Trump and Judiciary. Impact: This statement became a pivotal moment, sparking endless debates over the independence of the judiciary, leading to the creation of countless memes featuring Gorsuch in a superhero cape. Justice League, anyone?. Fact: Fun fact: Gorsuch's ability to rule against Trump if the law required it was considered revolutionary, much like the invention of the wheel – only less practical..
• Headline: India’s ‘Phone Romeos’ Look for Ms. Right via Wrong Numbers. Impact: This trend inadvertently inspired a new dating app called 'Oops! Wrong Number', which became a sensation, proving that sometimes harassment can lead to unexpected love stories – or just more awkward conversations.. Fact: Did you know that in the dating world, calling the wrong number is basically the modern equivalent of sending a carrier pigeon with a love note? Just less romantic..
• Headline: Trump Says Regulations Impede. Perhaps Not in the Electric Car Business.. Impact: This statement shifted the entire conversation around regulations, resulting in a bizarre world where people debated whether a car could be 'too electric'. The subsequent confusion led to the invention of the 'electro-car' – a car that runs on good intentions.. Fact: Fun fact: In the future, 'electric car' will be an outdated term, as cars will simply run on social media likes and political tweets. How progressive!.