MARCH 5, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Yankees Hair Code: A Changing Tradition. Impact: If Clint Frazier had worn a man bun, it could have revolutionized the entire grooming policy in Major League Baseball, leading to a league-wide acceptance of hairstyles that would have resulted in a new generation of players known as the 'Hairy Hitters.' Imagine the Hall of Fame featuring a wing dedicated to epic hairstyles.. Fact: Did you know that the Yankees once had a player with an epic mustache named Goose Gossage? Apparently, that mustache was considered more acceptable than long hair. Go figure!.
• Headline: Comey Requests DOJ to Deny Trump’s Claims. Impact: Comey's rejection of Trump's wiretapping claim sent ripples through the timeline, leading to a future where conspiracy theorists have to work extra hard to find a new favorite topic. Little did they know, it merely paved the way for even more bizarre theories involving aliens and the Loch Ness Monster.. Fact: Did you know that the FBI used to be the best-kept secret in the government? Now they’re just a punchline in a bad stand-up routine about phone taps and tweets..
• Headline: Escobedo Breaks Barriers in Tennis. Impact: Ernesto Escobedo's rise could be considered the catalyst for a new tennis trend where players come from the public courts, leading to a future where tennis is as popular as pickleball and everyone is wearing sneakers instead of the traditional tennis whites. The fashion world would never recover.. Fact: Did you know that the Williams sisters also started on public courts? So, if you’re ever looking for an underdog story, just head to your local park!.