MARCH 4, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Gorsuch and Kennedy: A Lucky Connection. Impact: Gorsuch's clerkship with Kennedy was like a time bomb for the Supreme Court; little did they know that their coffee breaks would one day lead to landmark rulings that would ripple through generations, influencing everything from health care to who gets to use which bathroom.. Fact: Fun fact: The Supreme Court has its own snack bar, and it's rumored to serve 'Justice Fries'—just as crispy as the decisions they make!.
• Headline: Trump Team’s Links to Russia Crisscross in Washington. Impact: The Trump-Russia saga became a tangled web of intrigue, leading to the creation of a new reality show called 'The Real Politicians of Washington,' where everyone claims innocence while dramatically pointing fingers.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'witch hunt' was actually coined by a witch who was tired of being blamed for everything? She just wanted to brew her potions in peace..
• Headline: Campus Backlash After Leaders of Black Colleges Meet With Trump. Impact: The backlash against the meeting with Trump created a ripple effect in college politics, where students started demanding that all future meetings include a bake sale to offset the political hangover of bad decisions.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more awkward than a photo op with Trump is a college student trying to explain their major to their grandparents—no one really knows what’s going on!.