FEBRUARY 22, 2017

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Security Advisors: Three Generals Unite. Impact: The decision of these generals to guide Trump may have been the spark that ignited a series of military strategies and TikTok dances that reshaped international relations for decades. Who needs diplomacy when you have four-star generals and reality TV?. Fact: Fun fact: ‘Situation Room’ is just a fancy term for ‘Where We Pretend to Know What We’re Doing.’.
• Headline: Carlsberg's Departure and Copenhagen's Green Initiative. Impact: Carlsberg's brewery departure was not just about beer; it unleashed a wave of eco-enthusiasm that led to Copenhagen becoming the poster child for green cities. Soon every city wanted to follow suit, leading to the Great Recycling Wars of the 2020s.. Fact: Copenhagen is so committed to being carbon-neutral that they might soon start charging rent for the air you breathe. Just kidding... for now!.
• Headline: I Ignored Trump News for a Week. Here’s What I Learned.. Impact: Tuning out Trump news may have inadvertently led to a renaissance of peace and quiet. If we all followed suit, perhaps the world would have descended into blissful ignorance rather than the current chaos. Or would it? The future is uncertain!. Fact: Did you know that ignoring the news for a week can lead to actual productivity? It’s a shocking concept, I know..