NOVEMBER 6, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: The ICC's African Withdrawal Shift. Impact: The ICC's retreat from Africa set off a chain reaction; suddenly, world leaders realized they could just ignore international law. This eventually led to a global trend of diplomatic 'Oopsies' where countries casually forgot to follow the rules, paving the way for a new sport: international dodgeball.. Fact: Did you know that the ICC was originally designed to make sure world leaders behave? Turns out, it's more like the world's least effective babysitter..
• Headline: Volkswagen Scandal Inquiry Expands to Executives. Impact: The Volkswagen emissions scandal inquiry reaching the top levels caused a ripple effect that ultimately led to a global shortage of trust in car manufacturers. As a result, bicycles became the new luxury item, and hipsters rejoiced.. Fact: Did you know that Volkswagen's emissions scandal is like that time your friend borrowed your favorite shirt and returned it covered in mystery stains? They may have 'cleaned' it, but you know better..
• Headline: Protesters in Hong Kong Clash With Police Over Lawmakers’ Fate. Impact: Protesters clashing with police over lawmakers' fate in Hong Kong set off a series of events that resulted in the worldwide 'Your Vote Matters' campaign. The irony? It mostly encouraged people to vote for reality TV shows instead of actual politicians.. Fact: Did you know that in a democratic process, preventing elected officials from taking office is like hiring a babysitter only to lock them in the basement? Not exactly how it's supposed to work..
• Headline: Inside Donald Trump’s Last Stand: An Anxious Nominee Seeks Assurance. Impact: Donald Trump's anxious moments before a big decision led to a new trend in political coaching, where candidates now hire therapists instead of strategists. As it turns out, mental health is key when facing the public’s scrutiny.. Fact: Did you know that Trump's last stand was less about political maneuvering and more about his staff Googling 'how to keep a candidate from spiraling?' Spoiler: it didn't work..