SEPTEMBER 27, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: Arnold Palmer: Iconic Golfer and Advertiser. Impact: If Arnold Palmer hadn't sold lemonade on the golf course, we might have never had the Arnold Palmer drink. Who knows, maybe we would all just be sipping on plain iced tea and missing out on the joy of mixing beverages like a pro golfer.. Fact: Did you know that Palmer's drink became so popular that it sparked a whole new way to order drinks at restaurants? Forget just asking for a lemonade or iced tea; now you can confuse waiters everywhere by ordering a 'half and half!'.
• Headline: Kerr Putney's Challenge in Police Trust. Impact: Kerr Putney's distrust in the police might have inspired a new trend of 'Trust But Verify' tattoos, but alas, it's a sign of the times that no one really trusts anyone anymore. This could lead us to a future where everyone is just a little too suspicious, even of their own reflection.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more complicated than police-community relations is trying to get a parking ticket dismissed. Spoiler alert: It never works..
• Headline: Exploring Race Through 'Underground Railroad Game'. Impact: The 'Underground Railroad Game' could lead to a future where American history is taught through board games. Imagine kids fighting over the last token of Harriet Tubman while learning about the harrowing journey to freedom. Historical Monopoly, anyone?. Fact: Did you know that the actual Underground Railroad was not a railroad at all? Just imagine how confused everyone was when they showed up with their train tickets!.
• Headline: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Press Pointed Attacks in Debate. Impact: The fiery exchanges in this debate set the stage for future candidates to think that yelling louder is a substitute for coherent policy. If only they knew that debating is not just about who can throw shade the hardest!. Fact: Here's a fun tidbit: Watching political debates is scientifically proven to lower your IQ by 10 points. No wonder everyone leaves with more questions than answers!.
• Headline: How Hillary Clinton Went From Hesitant to Scorching. Impact: Hillary Clinton's transformation from hesitant to scorching might inspire a new trend in political coaching: 'How to Get Mad in 5 Easy Steps.' Future candidates could start offering masterclasses where they teach the art of the burn.. Fact: Did you know that every heated debate is like a family Thanksgiving dinner? You know it's going to get awkward, but you still show up hoping for the best… or at least some good pie!.