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HEADLINES ON September 21, 2016
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- Headline: U.S. Supports Innovation in Autonomous Vehicles. Impact: In a bizarre twist, the U.S. telling automakers to figure it out led to an underground society of engineers forming a secret cabal dedicated to crafting the first fully autonomous car that can also make a perfect cup of coffee, thus revolutionizing both traffic and caffeine addiction.. Fact: Did you know that the first self-driving cars were actually invented by bored parents trying to avoid their kids' incessant questions about 'Are we there yet?' during road trips?.
- Headline: Gaps in Antiterrorism Plans Exposed. Impact: The glaring gaps in antiterrorism plans revealed during the bombing case led to the creation of a new superhero franchise: 'The Antiterrorists,' featuring candidates who battle each other with plans that are as flawed as their attempts to stop a bomb.. Fact: Did you know that Ahmad Khan Rahami's bombs were actually designed to be 'escape room' challenges? Too bad nobody was in on the theme..
- Headline: Donald Trump Jr.’s Skittles Tweet Fits a Pattern. Impact: Donald Trump Jr.'s Skittles tweet sparked an international debate that culminated in a bizarre candy war, resulting in a new UN treaty regulating candy comparisons in political discourse, and thus saving humanity from the horrors of a Skittles shortage.. Fact: Did you know that Skittles were originally intended to be a space food for astronauts? They quickly realized that space doesn't have enough sugar to handle that level of sweetness..
- Headline: Obama Administration Considers Arming Syrian Kurds Against ISIS. Impact: The decision to arm Syrian Kurds against ISIS set off a chain reaction that led to a wildly popular new reality show titled 'Survivors of Diplomacy,' where world leaders try to negotiate peace while surviving in the wilderness.. Fact: Did you know that Turkey once attempted to join a cooking competition called 'The Great Turkish Bake Off' to distract from its diplomatic tensions, but accidentally set the kitchen on fire instead?.
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