AUGUST 31, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: Apple's Tax Ruling Controversy Explained. Impact: Had Apple just paid its taxes in the first place, we might have avoided a decade of tech giants thinking they could outsmart entire governments. Now, countries are plotting tax evasion strategies like they're writing the next great heist film.. Fact: In an alternate timeline, Apple becomes a tax-paying superhero, leading a coalition of tech firms against the evil corporate tax evaders. Spoiler alert: nobody wins..
• Headline: Trump's Unexpected Visit to Mexico. Impact: Trump's visit to Mexico could be seen as the moment he realized that mocking your neighbors doesn't exactly inspire diplomatic relations. This might have led to a series of awkward handshakes that changed the course of future U.S.-Mexico interactions.. Fact: In a world where political leaders took their insults personally, Trump would have sent a fruit basket instead of making that visit. Imagine the diplomatic fruit salad!.
• Headline: Court Costs Entrap Nonwhite, Poor Juvenile Offenders. Impact: The court costs entrapment created a feedback loop of injustice that has echoed through time, leading to a greater awareness of systemic inequality. It’s almost like they were trying to invent a new game: Monopoly, but with real life consequences.. Fact: Did you know that in some states, the fine for being poor is just being poor? A real-life twist on ‘pay to play’ – except the game is rigged from the start..
• Headline: His Movie, Her Job and Their Relationship. Impact: The documentary on Franca Sozzani reveals the hidden drama behind fashion's glitz, suggesting that every glossy magazine cover has a family feud lurking beneath it. This might have inspired future generations to consider their family dynamics before stepping onto the runway.. Fact: Fashion families are like reality TV shows, but with better outfits. You can’t spell ‘dysfunction’ without ‘fun’ – or so they say in the couture world!.