AUGUST 17, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: N.S.A. Hacking Threat Exposed by Leak. Impact: This leak made cyber espionage a household concern, leading to a generation of conspiracy theorists who now believe even their toaster might be spying on them. Thanks, NSA!. Fact: Did you know that after this leak, the term 'shadow' became the hottest buzzword in tech circles? Because who doesn't want their security discussed in the same breath as a spooky ghost?.
• Headline: Uffizi Gallery Undergoes Major Reforms. Impact: The reforms at the Uffizi Gallery led to an influx of tourists, subsequently causing a worldwide shortage of gelato as visitors demanded more snacks while waiting in line. Thanks, art lovers!. Fact: Fun fact: The Uffizi has more paintings than most people have socks. But hey, who needs to wear clean socks when you can stare at centuries-old art?.
• Headline: A Charming Alternative Universe of You, Your Friends and No News. Impact: The rise of news-free zones in social media led to the creation of 'happy bubbles,' where misinformation flourished and people became blissfully unaware of reality. Who needs facts when you have filters?. Fact: Did you know that Snapchat was originally intended for sending pictures of your lunch? Now it’s where you can see your friends' lives while avoiding actual life!.
• Headline: Sydney Morning Herald Faces Uncertain Print Future in Australia. Impact: The decline of print media made way for an explosion in online 'news' sources, resulting in a world where cat memes are considered breaking news. Hooray for progress!. Fact: Did you know that the Sydney Morning Herald has been around since 1831? That's older than most influencers on Instagram—talk about staying power!.