JULY 10, 2016

Full News Archive

• Headline: Lin-Manuel Miranda Bows Out of Hamilton. Impact: When Lin-Manuel took his final bow, the universe collectively sighed, and a thousand aspiring playwrights simultaneously decided to rewrite history... literally. Broadway hasn't been the same since, with countless aspiring Lin-Manuels wondering how to top a historical rap musical.. Fact: Did you know that after Lin's departure, the number of people attempting to rap about the Founding Fathers skyrocketed by 300%? It's like history class but with a lot more rhythm!.
• Headline: Trump's Neutral Stance on Gay Rights. Impact: Trump's strategic sidestepping of the gay rights debate led to a ripple effect where conservative brunches became significantly less awkward. Meanwhile, countless political cartoons flourished, depicting him trying to balance on a tightrope of public opinion.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing Donald Trump has managed to keep at a distance longer than this issue is his tax returns. Priorities, right?.
• Headline: Murray's Triumph at Wimbledon 2016. Impact: Murray's victory sent shockwaves through the tennis world, inspiring a generation of players to serve aces and cry openly in public. It also led to the development of a new sport: 'Murraying'—the act of winning while simultaneously battling emotional demons.. Fact: Did you know that after winning Wimbledon, Andy Murray's tears were so powerful they were rumored to have watered the Wimbledon grass for the next tournament?.
• Headline: Dallas Gunman Had Plans for Wider Attack, Police Say. Impact: This tragic event led to a nationwide increase in security measures, with more people than ever considering a career in law enforcement—because nothing says 'I want to help' like a badge and a very large cup of coffee.. Fact: Respectfully, did you know that this incident sparked a series of discussions about mental health that went largely ignored until it became a trending topic on social media? Because that’s how we solve problems now..
• Headline: Our ‘Ghostbusters’ Review: Girls Rule. Women Are Funny. Get Over It.. Impact: This review not only sparked an internet debate but also birthed a new generation of female comedians ready to take on the world... one paranormal entity at a time. Who knew ghosts could be so empowering?. Fact: Did you know that after the release of the new 'Ghostbusters', the number of ghost-related puns in comedy clubs increased to an all-time high? Apparently, the spirits of comedy are female!.